January 2010
96 posts
Quit asking to use my ID to get into bars.
aisbakes:
You never texted me before I turned 21 & nobody wants you there anyway.
Cool aisling, could have just texted me that instead of making it public on tumblr. thnx
New BFFZ →
RIP J.D.
Not sure why he never wrote more novels…also waiting for a catcher movie now that hes dead…also waiting for things he wrote and never published…
commenters discussing apple tablet...
Things this tablet ought to do: 1. Solve crimes 2. Govern 3. Produce beer or wine 4. Smell like a baby 5. Parallel park 6. Mute living people 7. Prevent pregnancy *OR* 8. Enhance fertilization 9. Create jobs 10. Turn my dogs nose from pink back to black because it looks really stupid pink and I think other people have the problem too?
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@Poopzooka: 11. Take the shame away from...
“In government, we are too often giving a handout instead of a hand up. […]...”
– SC Lt. Gov / Asshole
Watchmy fave conebone69 ep
aim banter
jy3points: I'm titling one of the plays i'm writing for my play writing course "The Amateur Meteorologist"
andyatack: hahahaha
andyatack: whats it about
jy3points: a group of friends realize that one of their friends is 30 seconds out of sync with the rest of the world
jy3points: ami'm gonna toss in the warmer when its snowing thing somehow
there is way to much dumb cliche bullshit on tumblr.
“Snooki said she was hiring a bodyguard to keep fans at bay. The 22-year-old...”
– ‘Jersey Shore’ cast wants big raise for season 2 - NYPOST.com (via rickyv)
hanx
This is an actual tweet from tom hanks…
‘Copy 5 by 5 on those Back Tweets. I’ll try to keep these snappy. 2010 is KOOKS so far, no? Hanx’
http://twitter.com/tomHanks
his twitter is pretty funny, as was he on conans last night.
sarahkristine asked: Andy, are you trying to sound cool by asking & responding to your own questions?
It's not working.
It's not working.
andynotsilver asked: andy, is parks and rec better then the office?
“In a similar way, it’s pop smarts that define Ansari’s performance:...”
– via pitchfork
“Oh, sure, you may hear someone say that “Democrats are back to a majority...”
– via gawker
“you should transfer to NYU and major in being a fucking comedian with a minor in...”
– Sean burned me good
Jokes I Think Are Funny Until I Write Them Down:...
jasonmichaels:
I went to LOTR 150 today. Professor Gandalf is kind of a jerk. He opened the class with, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
Mass.
fucking fucks
Jersey Shore
The worst part of this show is the result of ‘Jersey Shore’ themed parties.
‘AHH BROO its syllabus week lets throw a banger themed jersey shore party and spike our hair and act like even bigger assholes then we usually do’
Massachusetts
Don’t blow it you fucks
started running again yall →
america fucking sucks.
jamesofde:
(via crucifake)
^ what a piece of shit
Dumbest post i have seen on tumblr.
Maybe i will make a blog about shitty posts that are laughable
Watchrickyv:
SNL- “Riley”
I literally couldn’t stop laughing at this sketch (an Armisen/Mulaney joint). Paul Lynde in the body of a 13 year old.
And speaking of Paul Lynde, this anecdote never gets old:
“After a drunken high speed chase through the San Fernando Valley one night, Lynde crashed his car into a mailbox. When the cops rushed the scene with their guns drawn, Lynde lowered his...
Jeopardy
I am all for a hasty recovery in Haiti (paul farmer is already there dont worry), ABC felt the need to cancel jeopardy tonight for more coverage from an airbase.
come onn yall.
this would be cool →
(EDIT)
what up phiillly
Daft Punk first meet with Tron Legacy director...
“Kosinski also claimed that he’d met Daft Punk at a “mysterious pancake breakfast in L.A.” and that they were wearing their helmets. So maybe they just fed the pancakes through their visors? That sounds potentially messy.”
Sean
Scrabble (diamond edition) post dinner/work?
Bed
They should have a mini dorm in all office building for quick naps or to sleep at lunch break.
Or people should go to sleep earlier…
no they should get the beds in the office.